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Q.What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. You're pointless.
What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?
A plane cheeseburger.
Q: What do you call a sharp weapon?
what did one right triangle say to another right triangle?
A: lets go SQUARE danceing!!!
90 angle Not rated yet
Why should you never fight with a 90 degree angle?
They're always right!
Feeling Cold? Not rated yet
Person one: Are you cold?
Person Two: Yes.
Person one: then you should go stand on the corner. After all its 90 degrees.
What does the little mermaid wear? Not rated yet
Q What does the little mermaid wear?
A An algae-bra
Kinds of people Not rated yet
There are only 3 kinds of people in this world.
People who love math and people who don't.
LOL! Saw it on pintrest
Let's say you planted a tree and it fell? What is your reaction? Not rated yet
Circles - Seinfeld Style Not rated yet
Q: So what is the deal with circles? Aren't they all just pointless?
Hypotenuse Not rated yet
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount Everest?
Obtuse Angle Not rated yet
Q: Why was the obtuse angle always wrong??
A: Because, he was never a right! :)
Mathematician bus Not rated yet
Q: Why was the mathematician late for work?
A: He took the rhombus.
which angle gets all his questions correct Not rated yet
the right angle
Trees Not rated yet
What's math's favorite tree?
REALLY? Not rated yet
Two angles are next to each other. One is a right angle, and the other one is an acute angle.
Right angle: You're kinda cute.
Acute angle: …
planes Not rated yet
Q: What do a whiny student and 3 points have in common?
A: They are both coplanars.
Math Joke Not rated yet
Q:What did the circle say to the square?
Two Triangles Not rated yet
Two triangles walk into a bar. They soon strike up a long conversation. The first tringle says "you're being too obtuse about this." the bartender says, …
What kind of clothing does mermaid wear? Not rated yet
A: algae bra!
Circles Not rated yet
Why does nobody talk to circles?
Because there is no point!
Hilarious Geometry Joke Not rated yet
Q: What did a protractor say to the geometry book?
A: Did you or-DER the pizza yet?
Why was the obtuse angle sad? Not rated yet
Because he was never right.
Geometry jokes Not rated yet
Q what is the cutest member of the angle family?
A the acute angle!
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Mathematicians Not rated yet
Q: Why don't mathematicians use sunbeds?
A: Cause they only need sin and cos to get a tan.
Beginning Geometry Not rated yet
Tis is kinda like one of yours but i like it..........
What did the baby acorn say when he grew up?
Wow! ge-om-a-try or geometry.
geometry book Not rated yet
What type of tree do teachers climb?
a geometry tree
King Lancelot Not rated yet
At King Lancelot's round table there was a prince named Sir Cumference, he got too fat by eating too much pi.
Geometry joke Not rated yet
Q: Why was the polygon late for school?
A: He took the wrong bus! (rhombus)
What did the boy triangle say to the girl triangle? Not rated yet
I'm not trying to be obtuse, but you're acute girl.
Roman Not rated yet
Q:What do you get when you have Roman Soldiers and numbers on a bus?
Bob Not rated yet
What do you call professional tractor drivers?
Whine Not rated yet
Q:What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?
A: They are both coplaners
Triangles Not rated yet
What did the complimentary angle say to the isoceles triangle? Nice legs!
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