Geometry jokes to make you laugh and share with your students.

Here are some of my favorite geometry jokes. Use them to lighten up your math students' day. Math jokes are a great way for parents or teachers to start a lesson or just to make a math teacher smile!

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: Rectangle

Q: How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?
A: Approximately 3.14

These last few aren't exclusively geometry jokes, but they're some of my favorite math jokes and I wanted to share them with you.

Q: How did the farmer solve the trigonometry problem?
A: Using swine and coswine.

Q: What did one math book say to another?
A: Leave me alone. I have my own problems.

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What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds? $star$ $star$ $star$ $star$ $star$
A plane cheeseburger.

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Q: What do you call a sharp weapon?

A: Sphere

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what did one right triangle say to another right triangle?
A: lets go SQUARE danceing!!!

Geometry Joke Not rated yet
Q.What did the triangle say to the circle?
A. You're pointless.

Mathematicians Not rated yet
Q: Why don't mathematicians use sunbeds?
A: Cause they only need sin and cos to get a tan.

Beginning Geometry Not rated yet
Tis is kinda like one of yours but i like it..........

What did the baby acorn say when he grew up?

Wow! ge-om-a-try or geometry.

geometry book Not rated yet
What type of tree do teachers climb?
a geometry tree

King Lancelot Not rated yet
At King Lancelot's round table there was a prince named Sir Cumference, he got too fat by eating too much pi.

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Q: Why was the polygon late for school?

A: He took the wrong bus! (rhombus)

What did the boy triangle say to the girl triangle? Not rated yet
I'm not trying to be obtuse, but you're acute girl.

Roman Not rated yet
Q:What do you get when you have Roman Soldiers and numbers on a bus?
A:Roman numerals

Bob Not rated yet
What do you call professional tractor drivers?

Protractors!

Whine Not rated yet
Q:What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?

A: They are both coplaners

Triangles Not rated yet
What did the complimentary angle say to the isoceles triangle? Nice legs!

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