Good Geometry Jokes to Make You Laugh

Here are 15 of my favorite geometry jokes. Use them to lighten up your math students' day. Math jokes are a great way to parents or teachers to start a lesson or just to make a math teacher smile!

At the end of this page, you'll get a chance to share some of your best math jokes with me, too.

Q: What did the oak tree say to the acorn.
A: Gee, I’m a tree.

Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent

Q: What do you see when you notice an empty parrot cage?
A: A Polygon

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: Rectangle

Q: What do you call an angle which is adorable?
A: Acute angle

Q: What do you use to tie up a package?
A: A chord

Q: What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?
A: Protractors

Q: What should you do when it rains?
A: Coincide

Q: How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?
A: Approximately 3.14

These last few aren't exclusively geometry jokes, but they're some of my favorite math jokes and I wanted to share them with you.

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9

Q: How did the farmer solve the trigonometry problem?
A: Using swine and coswine.

Q: What did one math book say to another?
A: Leave me alone. I have my own problems.

Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: The adder.

Can you make me LOL?

Share your favorite Geometry Joke or any old Math Joke with me and see if you can make me LOL (that's Laugh Out Loud in internet-speak).

If you make me LOL, I'll write you back on this page and let you know.

FYI... jokes which are in poor taste or contain foul language will not be posted; this is a family web site.

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