Good Geometry Jokes to Make You Laugh

Here are some of my favorite geometry jokes. Use them to lighten up your math students' day. Math jokes are a great way for parents or teachers to start a lesson or just to make a math teacher smile!

At the end of this page, you'll get a chance to share some of your best math jokes with me, too.

Q: What did the oak tree say to the acorn.
A: Gee, I’m a tree.

Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent

Q: What do you see when you notice an empty parrot cage?
A: A Polygon

There are so many hysterical math jokes out there. Search Amazon.com for books called "Arithme-tickle" and "Math Jokes for Mathy Folks" for more ROTFL math humor.

Q: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi!

Q: What do you call a crushed angle?
A: Rectangle

Q: What do you call an angle which is adorable?
A: Acute angle

Q: What do you use to tie up a package?
A: A chord

Q: What do you call people who are in favor of tractors?
A: Protractors

Q: What should you do when it rains?
A: Coincide

Q: How many calories are there in that slice of chocolate pi?
A: Approximately 3.14

These last few aren't exclusively geometry jokes, but they're some of my favorite math jokes and I wanted to share them with you.

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9

Q: How did the farmer solve the trigonometry problem?
A: Using swine and coswine.

Q: What did one math book say to another?
A: Leave me alone. I have my own problems.

Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: The adder.

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Other People's Jokes

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Geometry Joke 
Q.What did the triangle say to the circle? A. You're pointless.

What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds? 
A plane cheeseburger.

Sharp weapon 
Q: What do you call a sharp weapon? A: Sphere

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what did one right triangle say to another right triangle? A: lets go SQUARE danceing!!!

Let's say you planted a tree and it fell? What is your reaction? Not rated yet
Gee-oh-my tree!

Circles - Seinfeld Style Not rated yet
Q: So what is the deal with circles? Aren't they all just pointless?

Hypotenuse Not rated yet
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount Everest? A high-pot-in-use

Obtuse Angle Not rated yet
Q: Why was the obtuse angle always wrong?? A: Because, he was never a right! :)

Mathematician bus Not rated yet
Q: Why was the mathematician late for work? A: He took the rhombus.

which angle gets all his questions correct Not rated yet
the right angle

Trees Not rated yet
What's math's favorite tree? A: Geometry

REALLY? Not rated yet
Two angles are next to each other. One is a right angle, and the other one is an acute angle. DIALOGUE: Right angle: You're kinda cute. Acute angle: …

planes Not rated yet
Q: What do a whiny student and 3 points have in common? A: They are both coplanars.

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Q:What did the circle say to the square? A:You’re pointless!

Two Triangles Not rated yet
Two triangles walk into a bar. They soon strike up a long conversation. The first tringle says "you're being too obtuse about this." the bartender says, …

What kind of clothing does mermaid wear? Not rated yet
A: algae bra!

Circles Not rated yet
Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point!

Hilarious Geometry Joke Not rated yet
Q: What did a protractor say to the geometry book? A: Did you or-DER the pizza yet?

Why was the obtuse angle sad? Not rated yet
Because he was never right.

Geometry jokes Not rated yet
Q what is the cutest member of the angle family? A the acute angle!

Mathematicians Not rated yet
Q: Why don't mathematicians use sunbeds? A: Cause they only need sin and cos to get a tan.

Beginning Geometry Not rated yet
Tis is kinda like one of yours but i like it.......... What did the baby acorn say when he grew up? Wow! ge-om-a-try or geometry.

geometry book Not rated yet
What type of tree do teachers climb? a geometry tree

King Lancelot Not rated yet
At King Lancelot's round table there was a prince named Sir Cumference, he got too fat by eating too much pi.

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Geometry joke Not rated yet
Q: Why was the polygon late for school? A: He took the wrong bus! (rhombus)

What did the boy triangle say to the girl triangle? Not rated yet
I'm not trying to be obtuse, but you're acute girl.

Roman Not rated yet
Q:What do you get when you have Roman Soldiers and numbers on a bus? A:Roman numerals

Bob Not rated yet
What do you call professional tractor drivers? Protractors!

Whine Not rated yet
Q:What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common? A: They are both coplaners

Triangles Not rated yet
What did the complimentary angle say to the isoceles triangle? Nice legs!

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